Stars ‘N Pipes

Description

DETAILS

High Explosive Pump Agent. Dietary Supplement. Naturally & Artificially Flavored. NEVER BIG ENOUGH. Few Things Scream ‘Merica-Or Freedom-Like Crushing A Workout While Wearing A Pair Of American Flag Sweatpants And A Bald Eagle Bandana. Considering That’s Your Everyday Workout Attire, That Essentially Makes You A Freedom Fighter, Son. And Freedom Fighters Can’t Contribute To The Fight For Freedom With A Couple Of Puny Small Arms – They Need The KABOOM! Big Munitions. Well, Freedom Fighter, Meet Your Best Weapon In The Fight Against Skinny Arms. Stars ‘N Pipes, A Stim-Free Explosive Pump Agent Fit For A Real ‘Merica Here. Stars ‘N Pipes Is Like Mixing A Couple Hundred Lbs Of TNT With Bruce Willis From Die Hard, Throwing Some Fruit In There, And Putting It All In A Powder. Yeah…It’s That Good.

DIRECTIONS

Mix 1 Scoop With 10-16 Ounces Of Water And Consume Approximately 15-30 Minutes Prior To Your Workout.

WARNINGS

This Product Is Only Intended For Use In Healthy Adults 18 Years Of Age Or Older. Pregnant Or Nursing Women Should Not Use This Product. Consult Your Healthcare Provider Before Using This Product, Especially If You Are Taking Any Prescription, Over The Counter Medication, Dietary Supplement Product, Or If You Have Any Pre-Existing Medical Condition Including But Not Limited To: High Or Low Blood Pressure, Cardiac Arrhythmia, Stroke, Heart, Liver, Kidney Or Thyroid Disease, Seizure Disorder, Psychiatric Disease, Diabetes, Difficulty Urinating Due To Prostate Enlargement Or If You Are Taking MAOI (Monoamine Oxidase Inhibitor) Or Any Other Medication. Discontinue Use And Consult Your Health Care Professional If You Experience Adverse Reaction To This Product. Do Not Exceed Recommended Serving. Do Not Use In Combination With Caffeine Or Any Stimulants, Including But Not Limited To, Coffee, Tea, Soda, And Other Dietary Supplements Or Medications. Do Not Use Under Extreme Conditions Or Heat, Sleep Deprivation, Extreme Cardiovascular Exertion Or Dehydration. Do Not Combine With Alcohol. Do Not Use If Safety Seal Is Broken Or Missing. Keep Out Of Reach Of Children.